Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Minister to wife: Sach sach bataoo tum ne kitni bar humsay bewaafai ki hai?

Wife: teen  baar

Minister: Kab kab?

Wife:jab aapka dil ka operation tha to doctor ke pass gai thi

Phir jab aap jail main thy to judge k pass gayi thee

Miniter: Aur teesri bar..?

Wife: Jab apko govt banani thi aur aapk pass seventy six minister kam thy

Related SMS - Text Messages:

• Wife Kiya kar rahy ho
• Ap bohat motay ho gaye ho
• Judge kitaab paish ki jaye
• Ye mera hosla hai k tota nhi hun main
• Desh sambhalna asan hai
• Khuda zindagi me itna hansaye apko
• Humary pass Imran Hashmi he
• Seat sanbhal lo
• Then we will come the next year
• Baag ki har kali khushbu de apko