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	<title>Funny Text Messages - Love SMS &#187; momin</title>
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		<title>Intelligence!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy went up to his father and asked:
&#8220;Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? &#8221;
His father replied :
&#8220;Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. &#8220;
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		<title>John&#8217;s Teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John&#8217;s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
&#8220;John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. &#8221;
The mother wrote back the next day :
&#8220;If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! &#8220;
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		<title>Pray for a bike!</title>
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then I realized that God doesn&#8217;t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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		<title>Difference in Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, But I never told them anything !! &#8220;
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