Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? " His father replied : "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine....

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " The mother wrote back the next day : "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father !...

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for...

What's the difference between people Who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are...

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? "Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, But I never told them anything !!...

During his speech in White House... John F. Kennedy,the former president of America said to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto... You do not know… You are standing in the  greatest building of America.” Bhutto replied with a smiling face: unfortunatly you do not know the greatest... building of America is under my...

Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane... Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars... Here I wil make a million People happy... Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will... Make my whole country happy... Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane... I will make the whole world...

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be... surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought... Dwight...