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		<title>Intelligence!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>momin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy went up to his father and asked:
&#8220;Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? &#8221;
His father replied :
&#8220;Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. &#8220;
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		<title>John&#8217;s Teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John&#8217;s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
&#8220;John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. &#8221;
The mother wrote back the next day :
&#8220;If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! &#8220;
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		<title>Pray for a bike!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn&#8217;t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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		<title>Difference in Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>momin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the difference between people
Who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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		<title>Gangster&#8217;s Son</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>momin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[examination]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What did the gangster&#8217;s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
&#8220;Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, But I never told them anything !! &#8220;
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		<title>White House</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/3133-white-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[standing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During his speech in White House&#8230;
John F. Kennedy,the former president of America said to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto&#8230;
You do not know…
You are standing in the  greatest building of America.”
Bhutto replied with a smiling face: unfortunatly you do not know the greatest&#8230;
building of America is under my feet&#8230;
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		<title>Whole world happy</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/3055-whole-world-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane&#8230;
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars&#8230;
Here I wil make a million People happy&#8230;
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will&#8230;
Make my whole country happy&#8230;
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane&#8230;
I will make the whole world happy&#8230;
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		<title>Dwight morrow</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/3053-dwight-morrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
- Dwight Morrow
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be&#8230;
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought&#8230;
Dwight morrow&#8230;
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		<title>To Keep us Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2949-to-keep-us-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/2949-to-keep-us-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ALLAH
Balances
Our Lives
By
Giving
Us
Enuf Blessings
To Keep Us Happy..
&#38;
Enuf Burden
To Keep Us Humble..
So Have A
Happy
&#38;
Humble ToDay&#8230;. :-&#62;
Allah&#8230;
Balances &#8230;
Our Lives&#8230;
By&#8230;
Giving&#8230;
Us&#8230;
Enough Blessings&#8230;
To keep us Happy&#8230;
&#38;&#8230;
Enough burden&#8230;
To keep us humble&#8230;
So have a&#8230;
Happy&#8230;
&#38;&#8230;
Humble today&#8230;
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		<title>We smile at whom we like</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2910-we-smile-at-whom-we-like/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/2910-we-smile-at-whom-we-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enjoy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We smile at whom we like&#8230;
We cry for whom we care&#8230;
We laugh with whom we enjoy and we become angry with whom we feel is our own&#8230;
That is friendship, that is love&#8230;
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