Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

dar dar phirtay hyn ghame ishq kay mary sofi soap k lashkary, jag mag kapray...

Us k qadam jahan pary hum nay wo jaga choom li Faraz... Aur wo meri AMI ko keh gai "Aunti twada munda mitti khanda aye."...

Larki: Dr. Sahib, meray badan ki jild bohat naram aur mulayem hai, Ma is ki hifazat k liay sonay say pehly kya lagaya karon? Doctor: KUNDI......

Bivi: Shadi k shoru may jab ma khana paka k lati thi ap zyada mujay khilatay or khud kam khatay thay, ab aisa kio nahi kartay? Shohar: Is liay k ab tumay khana pakana a gia...

Murga Murgi say... I Love you jan-e-man, main tumharay liay kuch b kar sakta hon... Murgi: Hai Allah! sachi? Murga: Bilkul sachi. Murgi: Chal fair ANDA...

I'm Proud to inform you that... 1 Pakistani nay pani may 40 minutes tak sans roknay ka world record kayam kar dia hai... Pakistan Zindabad... .... .... Janazy ka elan bad may kia jaye ga......

There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can not find a reason to smile Can I be the reason 4 a while....

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your...

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin...

Awam se purzor... Apeal hy... K, 2009-2010-2011... Main... Shadi krny waly... Jory sirf bijili... Paida karen... Mulk main bijili ki... kami hay... Bachon...