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A good leader

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit
A good leader is a person... Who takes a little more...

Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho

Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho? Larki: I’m Heroin. . . . . . . . . . Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi...

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai? Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain. Aur... Arrange Marriage Main Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend...

Ustad shagird say

Ustad shagird say: Jo dusray ko apni bat na samjha sakay wo gadha hota hai Shagird: Sir mein samjha...

Log ghazal likhtay hain

Log ghazal likhtay hain dusron ka maal dekh kar... Wah... wah... wah... Log ghazal likhtay hain dusron ka maal dekh kar... Aur hum dard bharay ganay likhtay hain apna haal dekh...

I got heart attack

Wrote your name on the sands..... It got washed away,I wrote your name in air.... It got blown away,so I write your name in my heart... I got heart attack......

Every night I see

I have a confession to make... Ever since I met you its been hard for me to forget you... you in my dreams... And find myself shouting... GHOST...

When wife is pregnant

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant... Panic is when both are pregnant......

Do you know the meaning of wife

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife... It means… Without Information fighting every time... WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for...

Every donkey is busy

Child donkey: Mum with whom shall I play... Every donkey is busy... Mother donkey: Do not worry son... See here, This donkey will be free after reading this...

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