Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL...

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why dose not it rain on...

A sardar ji pulled out six people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? because all the six were firebrigade staff...

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we were not listening the first time...

Police man: Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. The Man:Move, move, even the brakes are not...

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family? Student: Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two...

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so...

God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air,it was blown away then I wrote your name on my heart and i got Heart...