Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Aik family nay "Sholay" film dekhi. Ghar aa k shohar bivi say mazak main bola! Nach Basanti!!! Un ka bacha zoor say bola... BASANTI IS KUTTAY K SAMNAY MAT NACHNA......

Son to sardar: "Papa 1+1 kitnay hotay han?" Sardar: Ullu kay pathay... Nalaiq... Idiot... Besharm...Gadhay... Tujay kuch nahi aata. Ja andar say calculator...

Is diwali pay humari dua hai k apka har sapna pura ho, duniya ke unchay mukam apka ho, shohrat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish you a very Happy...

With my 1 heart... 2 eyes... 7 liter blood... 206 bones... 4.5 million red cells... 60 trillion D N A's... All wishing you a very very HAPPY...

Aisa dost chayia jo hamaye apna maan sakay, Hamare har dukh ko jaan sakay. Chal rahein hon hum taiz barish mein, Phir b pani mein anso ko pehchan...

Train chali, sardar ji aik dibbay mai char gaye... Ticket checker bola: nazar nahi ata yeh ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji: Sorry ji, meray ko laga aap mard ho...!!!...

Dosto aaj hum eik ajeeb-o-gharib makhlooq k baray may parhen ge. Is jandar ka nam hai..."GIRL FRIEND" G han Girl Friend, yeh aksar boy friend k sath pai jati hai, Inki pasandida ghiza boy friend ka BALANCE hai, Inhain aksar naraz honay ka Natak kartay howay dekha jata hai, Is jandar ka sab say khatarnak hathiyar RONA aur EMOTIONALLY blackmail krna hota hai, Girl Friend rakhnay par TENSION nam ke bemari lag jati hai, Jo laa ilaaj hai, MORAL: Life is achi without a bachi...!!!...

Hum nay tumhain dil may basaya GEO samajh kar... Ankhon may sajaya TEN-SPORTS samajh kar... Yadon may yad kia ZEE TV samajh kar... Aur... ... ... ... Tum nay bhula dia PTV samajh kar!!!...

I'm lamp, you are light... I'm coke, you are sprite... I'm saawan, you are baadal... I'm normal, you are ... ... ... Also normal!!! Kya yar... Tum khud par hamesha shak kion kartay ho...!!!...

Aik admi nay sardar ko jota mara... Sardar: Tum nay yeh juta ghusay say mara hai ya mazaq say? Admi: Ghusay say. Sardar: Acha hai, warna ma esa mazaq bardashat nahi karta....