Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta......

Bivi: Shadi k shoru may jab ma khana paka k lati thi ap zyada mujay khilatay or khud kam khatay thay, ab aisa kio nahi kartay? Shohar: Is liay k ab tumay khana pakana a gia...

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your...

Husband aur wife ghumny gay  tabhi ek  lady ny hellow kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Husband- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehly  hi pareshan hun ky woh bhi yehi...

In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband was keep watching her. wife : ab chaloge bhi  ya hawa k aany ka intezar karty raho...

Wife: Tum mujhy kitna pyar krty ho? Husband: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere mrny k bad Taj Mahal banaogay? usband: Mainy to plot bhi Lay liya hai, delay tum kr rahi...

Evolution of  man Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi k din superman Shaadi k baad Gentleman Aur Bivi khubsurat ho to sari umar...

What is the difference wife and neighbour"s wife?  wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream should...

Train mai Ek husband apni wife say "tujh say shadi kar k puchta raha hon." "Dil karta hai tujhy kutay k agy daal don" Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao...

Wife: Kiya kar rahy ho? Man: Makhiyan maar rha hun. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: teen male aur do female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki teen sharab ki botal se chipki thi aur du phone...