Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

A kid entered in to parents bed room, He shocked at what he sees and shouted at her mother: Aur tum mujhy sirf anghootha choosny pay itna marti...

Ek fauji shaadi k baad apni wife se bola: Aj se tum he meri kayanaat ho roshni ho tamana ho wife: mere liye bhi aj se aap hi naveed ho,Irfan ho,Sajad...

Minister to wife: Sach sach bataoo tum ne kitni bar humsay bewaafai ki hai? Wife: teen  baar Minister: Kab kab? Wife:jab aapka dil ka operation tha to doctor ke pass gai thi Phir jab aap jail main thy to judge k pass gayi thee Miniter: Aur teesri bar..? Wife: Jab apko govt banani thi aur aapk pass seventy six minister kam...

Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhy aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai ..hum kahan jayein gay? Husband: Doosrey doctor k...

Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN? ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN...

Husband apni wife sy "Aj tmnay ye kaisa khana banaya hai: Gobar jaisa!! Wife; haye rabba!! is Aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha...

Dulha shaadi ki raat,  Dulhan ka ghongat utha kr baray pyaar se pouchta hai.. Kia naam hai hazoor ka? wife: Hazrat mohammad SAW. Dulha: Kia farmaya aapne? wife:Namaz parho,Roza rakho aur Zakat Do. Dulha Preshan ho k baher gaya or bola andar to wahii nazil ho rahi...

 Husband apni wife ka janaza Le jaa raha tha. Janaze ke age ek kutta aur peche admiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? Husband : isy kutte ny  kaat liya tha. Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main dy do. Husband : peechy line main...

Wife:Jan kaha tha na k aram se Husband:Kia hua Wife:dekho phat gae he or red  b bara ho gaya he Husband:Yar tum ne khud hi to tite krne ko kaha tha Wife:Jan itna be  nhi kaha tha Hasband : ab kia krun Wife : Jan ab nikal b lo lekan aramaram se Husband : Ye lo Wife : dekho kia hal kr dia hy Husband: Yar mujhy kia pata tha k itni nazak hy apki *Patang* Wife: ap b...

Wife Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai , Usko maine das  saal pehly  shaadi se inkar kia tha.. Aj tak sharab per raha hai Husband  itni lambi...