Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Husband and wife ki larai ho gai husband phone pay khanay main kia hai? wife: zehar husband: main dair se aon ga tum kha ke so...

A couple was going on the road A man came and start commenting the wife The husband became angry and start beating the man The wife said " MAro Maro praye aurat ko cherta hai " When the man listen it . HE start beating her husband The wife again said: Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai na dosro ko cheerne deta hai.....

Raat ko sirf teen kism ki makhlook  jagti hain . . . Bhoot: Insano ko darany kay  liye . . Machaar: Insano ko satany kay  liye . . Husband and wife: Aabadi BARHANAY  kay...

FARAZ ne farmaya: Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai, Na husband hota hai na wife hoti...

 Man: I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken me for six months.. Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to...

Newton's 5th Law... Dunya gol hai... Proof: Chuha billi say darta hai, Billi kuttay say, Kutta admi say, Admi biwi say aur biwi chuhay say. Dunya Gol Hai......

Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it. So i bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents....

Pathan ke Bevi neend may zor say challai... "Jaldi utho mera shohar agia..." Pathan utha, Khirki say chalang laga de aur tang toot gai... Phir Khayal aya "Sala main he to shohar hon..."...

Wife: Ap bohat motay ho gaye ho. Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho. Wife: Main maa banene wali hon. Pathan: Main bhi to baap banene wala hon!!!...

Bevi: Jannu jadon tusi mera ghoonghat chuk k pehli wari mennu vekhya c tay ke mehsoos kita c? Shohar: Allah di kasmay main marr janda jay main AYAT-UL-KURSI na pari hundi....