Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

you are the accent of my Life... Alto of my dreams... Icon of my eyes... Zen of my thoughts... Indica of my joy... Lancer of my heart... Can anyone clear this traffic jam please......

I saw you on the road that day... you were looking so fine... Your face so divine... Your Walk so Perfect... My heart started to sing a sweet song... Who let the dog out......

You are the one who is charming... You are the one who is intelligent... You are the one who is cut... And I am the One who is spreading these rumors......

One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, It must be you....

My mother in law walks five miles every day... I wonder where she is at this moment......

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID... You are not fit enough to...

If you have picture where you look old... keep them in twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit......

If being ugly would hurt... You would be in pain all day long......

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer... Beautiful colour, perfect taste... Really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one......

I am a killer... I kill people for money..... But because you are my friend,Iwill kill you for nothing......