Insult SMS Text Messages

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry I will leave, I can not find a brain......

This is your mobile

HALLO, this is your mobile... There is no particular problem... I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable......

Do you promise

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here...

Do not feel sad

Do not feel sad do not feel glue... Einstein was ugly too... ...

Look at the mirror

Take a basket of grapes... Now take the basket in your hands and look at the mirror... What will you see? - - - - - LANGOOR KE HAATH ME...

Guys and Gals

This world is too small and is divided into two parts:

“Guys and Gals”.

Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.

This world is too small and is divided into two parts... “Guys and Gals”... Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your...

What a waste of life

Its too heard to loose someone who is:

99% cute,

98% sweet,

97% loving,

96% talented

and 100% friendly

But laughing at you

Roses are red... Violets r blue... Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Do not get angry you will find me there too. Not in the cage but laughing at...

Enough about me how are you

Those seductive eyes

Those kissable lips

Dat sexy smile

Saucy ass

Da perfect tlk

Enuf abt me hw r u

Those seductive eyes... Those...

He created you

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”

God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”

He saw them walking he created, “Car”

He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

God saw your parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created,...

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