Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

In view of Geometry: "kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!.. Economics: "kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!.... PHYSICS: "kiss is the process of caharging a human body!.. Computer: "like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA...

Love is blind... Be very kind... When I KISS YOU... Please don't...

Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion... That will lead to further penetation... In fast acceleration that will build the next...

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky... The rose may kiss the butterfly... The morning due may kiss the grass... But you my friend may kiss my...

I've been thinking about u and me... If we were alone how it would be... I would kiss you all over till your feeling hot... Then give you a sensation when I hit the...

Whats live? Live is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show...

If loving was aginst the law... And kissing was a crime... I would gladly spend my life with you... In prison doing...

Kiss is not like Nokia... "Connecting People". Kiss is not like Nike... "Just Do It". Kiss is not like Pepsi.. "Yeh Dil Maange More". But Kiss is like Pan Parag... "Ek Se Mera Kya...

A peach is a peach... A plum is a plum... A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues... So open your mouth & close your eyes & give your tongue some...

Kissing you baby is my dream... I am strawberry and you are the cream... Handle me gently keep me real keen... You and I together babes is passion so...