Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

KISS ON HAND = I adore u... KISS ON CHEEK = Lets be friends... KISS ON NECK = I want u... KISS ON LIPS = I love u... KISS ANYWHERE ELSE = Lets not get carried...

Kisses blown are kisses wasted... Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted... Kisses spread germs and germs are hated... But you can kiss me baby I am...

Love is blind... Be very kind... When I kiss you... Please dont...

Where should one use perfume? A young woman asked. "Wherever one wants to be...

Never KISS a female police... She will say, hands up. Never KISS a female doctor... She will say, Next please. Always KISS a female teacher... She will say, repeat it 10...

Life is nothing without LOVE... LOVE is emotion & Kiss is practical... Don't get emotional yar just be practical... So STOP loving and START...

Woman: Doctor mery lips pay infection ho gia hai. Doctor: KISS kitni baar karti ho? Woman: Saal main 1 time! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gia hai...

Girl: Is dress ki kya price hay Shopkeeper: Sirf panch kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: dass kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi...

Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep... Give me 2 kisses to dream... Give me an endless row of kisses too... When I wake up in the morning, Think of you as the last kiss I never forget...

A kiss is something... You cannot give without taking... And cannot take without...