Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Pathan Student: Miss hamary ghar munna anay wala hai. Miss: Tumhain kesay pata? Pathan Studen: Jab phichli bar ammi hospital may admin thin to Munni aai thi, ab abbu admit hain....

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday say kesay nikalta hai? ... ... ... Pathan: Teacher yeh baat itna important nahi, Sochnay wala bat yeh hai k chooza anday may ghusa kesay....

Principal: School ka time 8 bajay ka tha aur tum 9:30 pay aa rahy ho? Pathan studen: O yaara tum intazar mat kia kro. Tum School laga dia karo....

Ustad: "Bhai Chara" ka joomla banao. Pathan: Jab doodh walay say pocha k doodh itna mehnga kion bechtay ho? to us nay kaha "Bhai Chara" mehnga ho gia hai....

Sardar: Yaar uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai. Pathan: O yara so ja ghar giray ga to makaan maalik ka, Hum to kiraye dar hai......

Pathan born in jungle is called "Sher Khan"... Born in WAR called "Bandooq Khan"... Born on SHIP called "Samandar Khan"... Born in GARDEN called "Gul Khan"... and Born in a BUS called "New Khan"...

Pathan nay dariya may dobtay howay 1 bachay ko bacha lia... Aur thori der k bad dobara phenk dia. Kisi nay pocha yeh kya kia? Pathan bola: Purani kahawat hai "Neki kar dariya may dal"...

Pathan passport banwanay gia. Cleck: NIC do. Pathan nay biwi ka NIC dia. Cleck: Biwi ka nahi apna NIC do. Pathan: Kal to hum ko bola tha k... "NADRA" ka lay kar ana....

Teacher 2 pathan: Jis ko sunai na day usay English may kia kehtay han? Pathan: Jo marzi keh do, us ko konsa kuch sunai dena hai....

Pathan ke Bevi neend may zor say challai... "Jaldi utho mera shohar agia..." Pathan utha, Khirki say chalang laga de aur tang toot gai... Phir Khayal aya "Sala main he to shohar hon..."...