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		<title>Pathan Student</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[munna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pathan Student: Miss hamary ghar munna anay wala hai.
Miss: Tumhain kesay pata?
Pathan Studen: Jab phichli bar ammi hospital may admin thin to Munni aai thi, ab abbu admit hain.  
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		<title>Chooza anday say kesay nikalta hai?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chooza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Batao k chooza anday say kesay nikalta hai?
&#8230;
&#8230;
&#8230;
Pathan: Teacher yeh baat itna important nahi,
Sochnay wala bat yeh hai k chooza anday may ghusa kesay.  
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		<title>Tum School laga dia kar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intazar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[principal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Principal: School ka time 8 bajay ka tha aur tum 9:30 pay aa rahy ho?
Pathan studen: O yaara tum intazar mat kia kro. Tum School laga dia karo.  
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		<title>Bhai Chara</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1057-bhai-chara/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1057-bhai-chara/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bhai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chara]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ustad: &#8220;Bhai Chara&#8221; ka joomla banao.
Pathan: Jab doodh walay say pocha k doodh itna mehnga kion bechtay ho?
to us nay kaha &#8220;Bhai Chara&#8221; mehnga ho gia hai.  
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		<title>Uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/566-uth-zalzala-a-raha-hai-sara-ghar-hil-raha-hai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zalzala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Yaar uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai.
Pathan: O yara so ja ghar giray ga to makaan maalik ka, Hum to kiraye dar hai&#8230;  
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		<title>Pathan born in jungle is called</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[garden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[war]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pathan born in jungle is called &#8220;Sher Khan&#8221;&#8230;
Born in WAR called &#8220;Bandooq Khan&#8221;&#8230;
Born on SHIP called &#8220;Samandar Khan&#8221;&#8230;
Born in GARDEN called &#8220;Gul Khan&#8221;&#8230;
and
Born in a BUS called &#8220;New Khan&#8221;  
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		<title>Neki kar dariya may dal</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/511-neki-kar-dariya-may-dal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/511-neki-kar-dariya-may-dal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kahawat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neki]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pathan nay dariya may dobtay howay 1 bachay ko bacha lia&#8230;
Aur thori der k bad dobara phenk dia.
Kisi nay pocha yeh kya kia?
Pathan bola: Purani kahawat hai &#8220;Neki kar dariya may dal&#8221;  
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		<title>Pathan in passport office</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/476-pathan-in-passport-office/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/476-pathan-in-passport-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nadra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pathan passport banwanay gia.
Cleck: NIC do.
Pathan nay biwi ka NIC dia.
Cleck: Biwi ka nahi apna NIC do.
Pathan: Kal to hum ko bola tha k&#8230; &#8220;NADRA&#8221; ka lay kar ana.  
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		<title>Teacher to pathan</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/379-teacher-to-pathan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/379-teacher-to-pathan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urdu SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teacher]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher 2 pathan: Jis ko sunai na day usay English may kia kehtay han?
Pathan: Jo marzi keh do, us ko konsa kuch sunai dena hai.  
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		<title>Bevi neend main zor say challai</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/135-bevi-neend-main-zor-say-challai/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/135-bevi-neend-main-zor-say-challai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Husband Wife SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urdu SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bevi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shohar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pathan ke Bevi neend may zor say challai&#8230;
&#8220;Jaldi utho mera shohar agia&#8230;&#8221;
Pathan utha, Khirki say chalang laga de aur tang toot gai&#8230;
Phir Khayal aya
&#8220;Sala main he to shohar hon&#8230;&#8221;  
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