Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Kisi be film ka naam sochen or us ky age “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mein” Lga Den... Phir dekhen hans hans kar pait me dard ho Jaega... For example: Hulchul-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Main hoon na-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Dilwale Dulhaniya le Jainge-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Lage Raho Munna Bhai-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti Me... kuch kuch hota ha Gandhi ji ki dhoti me... Aa ab lot chale gandhi ji ki dhoti me... koi mil gya... Gandhi ji ki dhoti...

Aap jese Jawaan bachay khoobsurat bachiyon ki amanat hain... Apne ap ko expired aunties  ki Pohanch se door rakhain... Wazart-e-girls,...

Bush ko agar joota nai laga to kia defect hai..? Wa wa... Joota nai laga to kia defect hai..? Aakhir jootay ki b to koi self respect...

Yar main apna number off krne laga hoon... QK bar bar calls aa rai hain… Ke... Punjab ke cheif minister ki seat sanbhal...

Nahi mit sakte dilon say muhabat ky nishan... Wah wah wah... Nahi mit sakte dilon se muhabat k nishan... Wazarat-e-Sehat,...

//////\ | [¤][¤] | “”"”"”"”"”"” This house gift for you! Check kar lena... Undar koi na ho... Q k Benazir ne kaha tha... Har ghar sy Butto  nikly...

Choonti marny ka jadeed aur asan tareqa... Cheeni or lal mircho ka mixtüre choonti ko dain... Mixtüre khaty hee Wo pani ki talash may nikly gi... Jese hhe wo water tank ky  pass  jaye usy dhaka dain... Wo bheeg jaye gi... Or khüd ko dry krny k liye aag ky pass jaye gi... Üsi waqt ap aag me bomb phenk dain... Wo büri terha zakhmi ho ke hospital me admit ho jaye gi... Wahan ap simply uska oxygen mask utar dain... Choonti mar gaye...

Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nahi atay... Yeh mulk hamara ghar hai … Baqi tusi samajh te gaye hi hovo...

During his speech in White House... John F. Kennedy,the former president of America said to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto... You do not know… You are standing in the  greatest building of America.” Bhutto replied with a smiling face: unfortunatly you do not know the greatest... building of America is under my...

BUSH: Humry pass... Britny... Julie Robert... Anjelina Joli... Sab ha! Tumry pass... Kya hay? Manmohan Singh: Humary pass Imran Hashmi he... Bhej do sab...