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Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qyon hua..? MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain... PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha... PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati... ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha... Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata...

Dil main hay mery

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,
hui thi wo election main khari,
na jane kahan se...

Press conference

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A good leader

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit
A good leader is a person... Who takes a little more...

Whole world happy

Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane... Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars... Here I wil make a million People happy... Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will... Make my whole country happy... Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane... I will make the whole world...

Dwight morrow

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
- Dwight Morrow
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be... surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought... Dwight...

Before elections

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
One who shakes your hand before elections... And... Your confidence after...

Pervaiz Musharraf – Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Muhammad  Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam... Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat... Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat... Pervaiz Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat...

Cruel and wicked

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Devils went to court to...

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