Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan tu naam rakh lia Qaazi... Hath vich pharh ke Talvaar tu naam rakh lia Ghazi... Makkay madinay ghooma aya tay tu naam rakh lia Haaji... BHULLAY SHAH haasil ki keeta jay tu yaar na rakhaya...

Us nay meri zindagi kaanto say bhar de "Faraz"... Wo jo kehti thi "Mahi aavay ga mai phullan nal dharti sajawan gi"...

Punjab k aik village main, 1 punjabi apnay dost ke shadi pay giya... Magar zakhmi aur rota howa ghar aya... Abbay nay waja pochi to bola... Dulhay k walid nay awaz lgai: "Ma munday da abba, kithay kuri da abba?" Larki ka abba utha aur dono nay pagrian change kar len... Phir 1 admi utha aur bola: "Mai kuri da chacha, kithay kuri da chacha?" 1 admi khara howa aur dono nay apnay jutay change kar liye. Phir 1 larka utha or bola: "Mai munday da pra kithay kuri da pra?" 1 larka utha aur dono nay apni shirts change kar len. Phir abba mujh say raha na giya aur kharay ho kar mai nay oonchi awaz...

When its raining at night in Canada, people says: "What a pleasant weather is" When its raining at night in Pakistan, awaz ati hai... "Utho, baygherto! MANJIYAN ANDAR KARO..."...

Tera mera jor v ke... Main ik kistan da puttar, Tu kisay afsar de dhee. Main khikhay tay sigrat phokan, Tu P.C. vich cha pi. Tera mera jor v ke... Main eik shirt noo tao tao pavan, Teray soot 25, 30. Tera mera jor v ke... Main mar mar B.A. kita, Tu computer vich M.Sc. Tera mera jor v ke... Teray pichay sohnay munday, Saday pichay...

Sardar ke Bevi bhag gai, 3 Din baad wapis Ai.. Sardar gussy sy bola "Hoon Ke Layin Ai Wayn" Sardarni: Mobile Da Charger Bohul Gia...

Friend: Sardar g mobile nawa lita jay? Sardar: meray cousin da aye. Friend: Cousin da mobile toaday kol ki kar rea aye? Sardar: Yar ow jado v milda c kenda c "tu mera phone kio nai chukda"......

Sardar jee go to new job, 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer, Boss was happy and asked what you did? Sardar: "keyboard tay ABC agay pichay lagi hoi c, khol k sidi keti aye."...

Chan chandni rat mehrma, tim timanday taray ************ Koi v nai message karda kithay mar gaiy saray......

Bevi: Jannu jadon tusi mera ghoonghat chuk k pehli wari mennu vekhya c tay ke mehsoos kita c? Shohar: Allah di kasmay main marr janda jay main AYAT-UL-KURSI na pari hundi....