Santa Banta SMS Text Messages

Two thappad laga diye

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko two thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle two...

I am suffering from loose motion

Santa: Doctar. saab, I am suffering from loose motion. Doctar: Kinni ku patli andi hai? Santa: Doctar saab, samaj lao k tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho...

Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao

Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to admi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES...

Apne pehle hi kat laye

Santa: Rab je tusi mainu 100 rupay devo ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rupay lab gaye. Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat...

Ab aap humy khush karo

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humny aap ko khush kiya, ab aap humy khush karo. Banta utha aur khud nachney...

Dad main itna jawan kab banunga

Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se baher ja sakun. Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi...

Ae lo ji chapal te la do

Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?

Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?

Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!

Amli: Doctar ji tahanu tankay lagany aundy ney? Doctar: Han ji, daso kithay lagany ne? Amli: Ae lo ji chapal te la...

Black board de kol susu kiny kita ay

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.

Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?

Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

Pappu: Ajj madam ne ek swal puchya jisda jawab sirf mynu hi pata si. Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swal se? Pappu: Swal si k black board de kol susu kiny kita...

Salon ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

Banta: Kal muje 10 logo ne...

English man and Banta inside the toilet

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

An English man and Banta inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do you do? Banta: Good evening, we open the zip and...

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