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	<title>Funny Text Messages - Love SMS &#187; Santa Banta SMS</title>
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		<title>Two thappad laga diye</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1532-two-thappad-laga-diye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thappad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 
two thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,
dial karne se pahle two lagaye&#8230;
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		<title>I am suffering from loose motion</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1530-i-am-suffering-from-loose-motion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mmotion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[santa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Doctar. saab, I am suffering from loose motion.
Doctar: Kinni ku patli andi hai?
Santa: Doctar saab, samaj lao k tusi us
naal Grare kar sakde ho !
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		<title>Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1527-aisi-kisi-jagah-ka-naam-batao/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1527-aisi-kisi-jagah-ka-naam-batao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[admi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jagah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao
jise banaya to admi ne hai par phir bhi
wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Papu: LADIES TOILET!
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		<title>Apne pehle hi kat laye</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1524-apne-pehle-hi-kat-laye/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1524-apne-pehle-hi-kat-laye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rupay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Rab je tusi mainu 100 rupay devo ta 50
main Guru Ghar devanga.
Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rupay lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni,
apne pehle hi kat laye&#8230;
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		<title>Ab aap humy khush karo</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1522-ab-aap-humy-khush-karo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1522-ab-aap-humy-khush-karo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[khush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nachney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banta mujra dekhne gaya,
sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humny aap ko khush kiya,
ab aap humy khush karo.
Banta utha aur khud nachney laga..
]]></description>
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		<title>Dad main itna jawan kab banunga</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1519-dad-main-itna-jawan-kab-banunga/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1519-dad-main-itna-jawan-kab-banunga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jawan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k
main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se baher ja sakun.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua&#8230;
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		<title>Ae lo ji chapal te la do</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1517-ae-lo-ji-chapal-te-la-do/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1517-ae-lo-ji-chapal-te-la-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chapal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tanky]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do&#8230;!
Amli: Doctar ji tahanu tankay lagany aundy ney?
Doctar: Han ji, daso kithay lagany ne?
Amli: Ae lo ji chapal te la do:-)

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		<title>Black board de kol susu kiny kita ay</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1514-black-board-de-kol-susu-kiny-kita-ay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1514-black-board-de-kol-susu-kiny-kita-ay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jawab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[madam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sawal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
Pappu: Ajj madam ne ek swal puchya jisda jawab sirf mynu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swal se?
Pappu: Swal si k black board de kol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salon ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1512-salon-ne-ek-ek-karke-dubara-peeta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1512-salon-ne-ek-ek-karke-dubara-peeta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Banta: Kal muje 10 logo ne peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Mainy kaha salon ek ek karky aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, salon ne ek ek karke dubara peeta !
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		<title>English man and Banta inside the toilet</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/1510-english-man-and-banta-inside-the-toilet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/1510-english-man-and-banta-inside-the-toilet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toilet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
An English man and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Banta: Good evening, we open the zip and do.
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