Santa Banta SMS Text Messages

Sanp kaat raha hai

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko sanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Ary tension mat le, zeher bharwane aya...

How long he has slept

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?

Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has...

Tu so ja maa main jyoti de ghar ho k ay

Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?

Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.

Teacher askd Santa: What is the meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA? Santa: Tu so ja maa, main jyoti de ghar ho k...

Santa bara dukhi tha

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Santa bara dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kiun ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye thy, ab usy pehchan nahi pa...

Lekin biwi ko nahi pata

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap bane wala hun. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi...

Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit ay

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.

Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen te Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi ay. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh eh suki hui Shit...

Desh sambhalna asan hai

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18years and marriage age 21years? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai k desh sambhalna asan hai, lekin biwi ko...

It keep me warm

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Shopkeeper: This sweater made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me...

Shadi to main tujhse hi karunga

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa's girl friend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa after a deep thought: Kuch bhi ho jaye, shadi to main tujhse hi...

Tablets are walking in market

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Teacher: Translate this sentence: Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the...

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