Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.

Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.

Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?

Jeeto: Zehar.

Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.

Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Pappu: No.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?

Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.