Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

1 Sardar museum chala gia, wahan us say 1 Statue toot gia. Officer: you have broken a 5000 years old statue. Sardar: Thank God, Mai samjiya NAWAN c....

Prof... Chemical symbol of barium? Sardar: BA Prof: And sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!...

Sardar: Mujhy phone per dhamkiya mil rahi hain... Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL waly bolty hain ky bill na bhara to... “Kaat...

Sardarni: Oji utho utho raat ky 2 baj rahy hain! Sardar: Offo itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ke goli lena bhool gaye thy......

1 Sardar bathroom main betha tha. Samnay likha tha paani ka ziada say ziada istamaal karain. Wo, bethay bethay 3 lottay pee gya....

Sardar 2 Sardarni: Ajj 4 wajjay khoiyan di race aay, Main othay jaana aay. Sardarni: Bas rein diyo Turya jaanda nai, tay Race Lao gay......

American to sardar: Hamaray yahan to shadi "E-MAIL" say b ho jati hai... Sardar Ji: Oye kamal hai, humaray yahan to shadi sirf "FEMALE" say hoti hai......

Sardar: Yaar uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai. Pathan: O yara so ja ghar giray ga to makaan maalik ka, Hum to kiraye dar hai......

Teacher: Story sunao. Sardar: Eik din hum un k ghar gaye to wo so rahy thay... Phir eik din wo hamary ghar aye to hum so rahay thay. Moral: Jesa Karo Gay Wesa Bharo Gay....

Sardar: Station Jaane K Kitne Logay? Riksha Wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 Lelo.. Riksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le K Jaayeega?? Sardar: Tum Piche Bheto Hum Le K...