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	<title>Funny Text Messages - Love SMS &#187; Sardar SMS</title>
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		<title>Sardar in Museum</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Sardar museum chala gia, wahan us say 1 Statue toot gia.
Officer: you have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar: Thank God, Mai samjiya NAWAN c.  
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		<title>Chemical symbol of barium</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prof&#8230;
Chemical symbol of barium?
Sardar:
BA
Prof:
And sodium?
Sardar:
NA
Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA &#038; 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar:
BANANA! &#8220;
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		<title>Phone per dhamkiya</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2665-phone-per-dhamkiya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[phone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Mujhy phone per dhamkiya mil rahi hain&#8230; 
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL waly bolty hain ky bill na bhara to&#8230; 
“Kaat dengy”
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		<title>Kyun jagaya</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2663-kyun-jagaya/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/2663-kyun-jagaya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sameer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bhool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jagaya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kyun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarni: Oji utho utho raat ky 2 baj rahy hain!
Sardar: Offo itni raat ko kyun jagaya?
Sardarni: Aap neend ke goli lena bhool gaye thy&#8230; 
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		<title>paani ka ziada say ziada istamaal karain</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2160-paani-ka-ziada-say-ziada-istamaal-karain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/2160-paani-ka-ziada-say-ziada-istamaal-karain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 Sardar bathroom main betha tha.
Samnay likha tha paani ka ziada say ziada istamaal karain.
Wo, bethay bethay 3 lottay pee gya.  
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		<title>Khoiyan di race aay</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/2120-khoiyan-di-race-aay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[race]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar 2 Sardarni: Ajj 4 wajjay khoiyan di race aay, Main othay jaana aay.
Sardarni: Bas rein diyo Turya jaanda nai, tay Race Lao gay&#8230;  
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		<title>American to sardar</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/569-american-to-sardar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/569-american-to-sardar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American to sardar: Hamaray yahan to shadi &#8220;E-MAIL&#8221; say b ho jati hai&#8230;
Sardar Ji: Oye kamal hai, humaray yahan to shadi sirf &#8220;FEMALE&#8221; say hoti hai&#8230;  
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		<title>Uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/566-uth-zalzala-a-raha-hai-sara-ghar-hil-raha-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/566-uth-zalzala-a-raha-hai-sara-ghar-hil-raha-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Yaar uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai.
Pathan: O yara so ja ghar giray ga to makaan maalik ka, Hum to kiraye dar hai&#8230;  
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		<title>Jesa karo gay wesa bharo gay</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/563-jesa-karo-gay-wesa-bharo-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/563-jesa-karo-gay-wesa-bharo-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[story]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Story sunao.
Sardar: Eik din hum un k ghar gaye to wo so rahy thay&#8230; Phir eik din wo hamary ghar aye to hum so rahay thay.
Moral: Jesa Karo Gay Wesa Bharo Gay.  
]]></description>
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		<title>Tum Piche Bheto Hum Le K Jaayega</title>
		<link>http://www.smscraze.net/534-tum-piche-bheto-hum-le-k-jaayega/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smscraze.net/534-tum-piche-bheto-hum-le-k-jaayega/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[riksha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sardar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Station Jaane K Kitne Logay?
Riksha Wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 Lelo..
Riksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le K Jaayeega??
Sardar: Tum Piche Bheto Hum Le K Jaayega..
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