Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

BUSH: Humry pass... Britny... Julie Robert... Anjelina Joli... Sab ha! Tumry pass... Kya hay? Manmohan Singh: Humary pass Imran Hashmi he... Bhej do sab...

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qyon hua..? MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain... PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha... PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati... ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha... Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata...

Awam se purzor... Apeal hy... K, 2009-2010-2011... Main... Shadi krny waly... Jory sirf bijili... Paida karen... Mulk main bijili ki... kami hay... Bachon...

Pakistan me 1... Survey huwa... k... Kitni girls... Farhad se... Dosti krna... Chahti hen... Results: Sirf 7% ne kaha... Yes... Aur... 93% ne kaha... Hamary aesi... Qismat...

Allama Iqbal aur... Wapda main kia... Cheez common... Ha? ? ? ? ? Dono nay soi hui... Qaum ko...

Beautiful girls... Do not like to study... Because... They know k... Dunia ke kisi... Kony ma koe... Ghadha un k liye... Parh he...

Mausam ne li... Angrai... Or hum ne nikal... Li razae... Ice Cream se hui... Larai... Mog phali ha... Ghar main i... Cold drink se... Mounh morr liya... Coffee se nata... Jor lia... Happy...

Husband: Malang Baba... Meri biwi bahut... Preshan karti... Hay us ka koe... Hull batao... Malang Beta... Agar Biwi ka koe... Hul hota to aaj... Main malang...

Teacher: Agr sche dil se... Rab se dua ki... Jae to wo zaror... pori hoti ha... Student: Rehne do Miss... Agar aesa hota to... aj aap meri Bv...

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait...