Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Wife:Mujhy kisi mehangi jaga le ky chaliy na ji Husband:Chalo tiyaar ho jao Petrol pump chaltay...

A - you are  ATTRACTIVE B- you are  the BEST. C- you are  CUTE D -you are DEAR to me E -you are EXCELLENT F-you are  FUNNY G - you are GUD LOOKING H - HA HA HA - I M...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of wife. It means...Without Information fighting everytime! WIFE satys No, it means With Idiot for...

A Man: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but Radio says This is all Radio...

Teacher: How old is your  father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was...

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and did not notice...

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:  That is great, I will take two of...

What do a "Rat say" to a "Cat" on Valentines Day . Think ? ? Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jan dy...

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs.  He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife"s wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you can not  have those! They are  for the...

What is the height of Mixed Emotion? Your  Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or...