Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain? Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya...

Is duniya main 3 tarha ky log khushnaseeb hotye hai 1 jinhyn sacha piyar milta hain 2 jinhyn acha friend milta hain 3 jinhyn mera sms bar bar milta hain...

Ek admi marty waqat dost sy: Yaar! tumhary ghar 10 lakh ka daka maine dalwaya tha, Aur 50 lakh ki chori b maine hi karwai thi. Dost: koi baat nahi. Tumhain zeher bhi maine dilwaya...

Us roz kisi pal mujhy aram na aya Jis roz mere lubo py tera naam na aya Humny us sham ko sham na kaha Jis sham tu yaad sar-E-aam na...

Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bhi ya RUB. jo aaj mera hua hai kal usny mar bi jana...

Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye Ajib us ka jumla tha sagar juda hote waqat Koi or dhond lo wafa k...

December ki udass rutt lout ai hai nami ankhon mein liye aur keh rahi hai mujhe k tere waste ab ki baar bhi mere daman mein sirf tanhayi...

Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maaney ga aur meray agay nahin bolay ga mein usko gift dun gi. Son:is tarah to saray gift abu ley jaen...

TEACHER;what is mean by i miss you? PATHAN;is ka matlab hai me tumhari miss...

Ek shaikh Hajj per gaya aur zor zor sy DUA mangny laga. ”YA ALLAH mery sary gunah maf kar dy Warna mera do lakh wapis Kar...