Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Wife: i will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife: Why do you want too die? husband: because ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar...

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahy aap aur hum So keep in...

Aap ek brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, good looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahy...

Jo jaldi mily wo hai gam, jo dair sy mily wo hai paisa, jo kisi kisi ko mily wo hai piyar, jo kismat sy mily wo hain...

Dosti karo college wali sy, Ishq larao office wali sy, Flirt karo paros wali sy, Piyar karo dilwali sy, ankh larao sali sy, aur maar khao gar wali...

Khush to bahot hoge tum, K forward karny ky liye SMS mil gaya, Magar ab kiya karo gy? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi...

I'm Proud to inform you that... 1 Pakistani nay pani may 40 minutes tak sans roknay ka world record kayam kar dia hai... Pakistan Zindabad... .... .... Janazy ka elan bad may kia jaye ga......

Kisi be film ka naam sochen or us ky age “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mein” Lga Den... Phir dekhen hans hans kar pait me dard ho Jaega... For example: Hulchul-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Main hoon na-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Dilwale Dulhaniya le Jainge-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti me... Lage Raho Munna Bhai-Gandhi Ji Ki dhoti Me... kuch kuch hota ha Gandhi ji ki dhoti me... Aa ab lot chale gandhi ji ki dhoti me... koi mil gya... Gandhi ji ki dhoti...

Aap jese Jawaan bachay khoobsurat bachiyon ki amanat hain... Apne ap ko expired aunties  ki Pohanch se door rakhain... Wazart-e-girls,...

Bush ko agar joota nai laga to kia defect hai..? Wa wa... Joota nai laga to kia defect hai..? Aakhir jootay ki b to koi self respect...