Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? " His father replied : "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine....

One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, It must be you....

Teacher: How old is your  father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was...