Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

A Good Friend Is Like A Computer, He Enters your Life, Saves you In His Heart, Formats Your Problems, And Never Deletes You From His...

Dictionary is the only place where death comes before life... Success before work... And divorce before marriage... But the best part is... Friend comes before relatives......

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of christmas humble birth, the love of friend for...

I am a killer... I kill people for money..... But because you are my friend,Iwill kill you for nothing......

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God... That everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer......

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins... The brain’s natural painkillers... So, if you need to laugh and you can not find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my...

I want to kiss your lips I want to play with your teeth I want to teaste your tounge Hey ! do not get angry friend I am toothpaste... Happy valentine...

When nights are long and friends are few I sit by my window and think of you A silent whisper a silent tear With all my heart i wish you were...

Santa's girl friend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa after a deep thought: Kuch bhi ho jaye, shadi to main tujhse hi...

Always remember, a true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your...