Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Deepak me agar noor na hota, tanha dil majboor na hota, hum apsy good morning kehny zaroor aty agar apka ghar itni dur na...

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Beta:- Papa apki shadi ho gayi Hai... Papa:-Ha beta ho gayi hai... Beta:-Kis ke sath... Papa:-Apki mumy ke sath... Beta:-Hooon………. Ghar mein hi chakar chala liya......

Kitna khauf hota hai sham k andheron meinFaraz Pooch un parindo se Jin k ghar nahi...

Santa: Rab je tusi mainu 100 rupay devo ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rupay lab gaye. Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat...

Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se baher ja sakun. Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi...

Teacher askd Santa: What is the meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA? Santa: Tu so ja maa, main jyoti de ghar ho k...

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala giya. Santa raat ko phone pay: Khane mein kia hai? Jeeto:...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naokar samjhy to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene...

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya...