Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " The mother wrote back the next day : "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father !...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for...

Exams are like girl friends... Too many questions... Difficult to understand... More explanation is needed... Result is always fail......

Boy: Jaaneman  is dil main aja... Girl: Sandal utaroun kya? Boy: Ary pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aisy hi...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for...

New style of proposing a girl.. I have spent many sleepless nights in your Luv n... I do not want my son to do the  same for  your daughter so lets make them brother  and...

Santa's girl friend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa after a deep thought: Kuch bhi ho jaye, shadi to main tujhse hi...

I dream about you every night I shiver when your in sight I long to hold you close and tight I wanna be there with all my might I m just hoping I'm the girl whos...

Girl: Dr. sahib please meray husband ko andar bula len. Doctor: Trust me, main sharif admi hun... Girl: No, doctor sahib, ap ke nurse bahir akeli hai......

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?  Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the...