Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naokar samjhy to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene...

Jeeto: you know, husband and wife are not allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why its called...

In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband was keep watching her. wife : ab chaloge bhi  ya hawa k aany ka intezar karty raho...

Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhy aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai ..hum kahan jayein gay? Husband: Doosrey doctor k...

Husband apni wife sy "Aj tmnay ye kaisa khana banaya hai: Gobar jaisa!! Wife; haye rabba!! is Aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha...

 Husband apni wife ka janaza Le jaa raha tha. Janaze ke age ek kutta aur peche admiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? Husband : isy kutte ny  kaat liya tha. Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main dy do. Husband : peechy line main...

A couple was going on the road A man came and start commenting the wife The husband became angry and start beating the man The wife said " MAro Maro praye aurat ko cherta hai " When the man listen it . HE start beating her husband The wife again said: Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai na dosro ko cheerne deta hai.....

Raat ko sirf teen kism ki makhlook  jagti hain . . . Bhoot: Insano ko darany kay  liye . . Machaar: Insano ko satany kay  liye . . Husband and wife: Aabadi BARHANAY  kay...

Girl: Dr. sahib please meray husband ko andar bula len. Doctor: Trust me, main sharif admi hun... Girl: No, doctor sahib, ap ke nurse bahir akeli hai......