Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko “HANS MUKH” Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko “HUSBAND” Kehtay...

Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it. So i bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents....

Wife: Tum mujay kitna piyar kartay ho? Husband: Shah Jahan jitna... Wife: Meray marnay k bad Taj-Mehal banwao gy? Husband: main nay to plot bhi lay lia hai, deir to tum kar rahi ho......