Khana SMS Text Messages

khana SMS Text Messages

Shadi k shoru may

Bivi: Shadi k shoru may jab ma khana paka k lati thi ap zyada mujay khilatay or khud kam khatay thay, ab aisa kio nahi kartay? Shohar: Is liay k ab tumay khana pakana a gia...

Berukhi k teer khana b mera eik shaok tha

Berukhi k teer khana b mera eik shaok tha... Doston ko azmana be mera eik shaok tha... Dard un ka apnay senay se lagaya is leay... K choat kha kar muskrana be mera ik shaok...

Muh sambhal key baat kar

Girl: Main tery liye sab kuch chhod dongi... Boy:Maa baap... Girl:Yes... Boy:Bhai behan... Girl:Yes... Boy:Khana peena... Girl:Yes... Boy:Star plus... Girl: Muh sambhal key baat...

Khane mein kia ha

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.

Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?

Jeeto: Zehar.

Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala giya. Santa raat ko phone pay: Khane mein kia hai? Jeeto:...

Husband apni wife sy

Husband apni wife sy "Aj tmnay ye kaisa khana banaya hai: Gobar jaisa!! Wife; haye rabba!! is Aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha...

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