Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

My Eyes R Hurtig Because I cant see you 

My lips are cold Because I can not kiss you 

My arms are empty Because I can not hold you &

My heart is breaking Because I am not with...

In view of Geometry: "kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!.. Economics: "kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!.... PHYSICS: "kiss is the process of caharging a human body!.. Computer: "like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA...

A man can kiss his wife goodbye... A flower can kiss a butterfly... Wine can kiss a frosted glass... But you my friend can kiss my ass... So the world needs you  after...

If a kiss was a raindrop i would send you showers. If a hug was a second i would send you hours. If a smile was water i would send you a sea. If love was a person i would send you...

Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion... That will lead to further penetation... In fast acceleration that will build the next...

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky... The rose may kiss the butterfly... The morning due may kiss the grass... But you my friend may kiss my...

I've been thinking about u and me... If we were alone how it would be... I would kiss you all over till your feeling hot... Then give you a sensation when I hit the...

Kiss is not like Nokia... "Connecting People". Kiss is not like Nike... "Just Do It". Kiss is not like Pepsi.. "Yeh Dil Maange More". But Kiss is like Pan Parag... "Ek Se Mera Kya...

A peach is a peach... A plum is a plum... A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues... So open your mouth & close your eyes & give your tongue some...

KISS ON HAND = I adore u... KISS ON CHEEK = Lets be friends... KISS ON NECK = I want u... KISS ON LIPS = I love u... KISS ANYWHERE ELSE = Lets not get carried...