Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Papu naha raha tha, Bahir aik larki ai to Papu wesay he bahir a gia. Larki: Uff kuch to pehn ao! Papu bhag kar andar gia aur apni chapal pehan aya!!!...

Aap ek brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, good looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahy...

Larki: Dr. Sahib, meray badan ki jild bohat naram aur mulayem hai, Ma is ki hifazat k liay sonay say pehly kya lagaya karon? Doctor: KUNDI......

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhy to her larki mumtaz nazar ati...

Ab main bilkul sharif ho gia hon... Aik larki k bohat kareeb ho gia hon... Ab sirf us k pas he meray dil ki "chabi" hai... Wo meri akhri mohabat... aur... ap ke 12vi bhabi hai......

Eik larka apni door ke aunti k ghar gia... Jab raat ho gai to aunti nay kaha tum aaj "Guddu" k pas so jao... Larka: Nahin main bahir sofay par so jaon ga. Next morning eik khubsoorat larki us k liay nashta lay kar ai. Larka: Tum kon ho? Larki: Main "Guddu" hon, aur ap kon ho? Larka: main .... ... ... ... PHUDHOO.........

Eik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain? Darzi:waisay galay milty tou nahi hain lakin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay...

Ab main bilkul sharif ho giya hon... Eik larki k bohat kareeb ho giya hon... Ab sirf us k pass hi meray dil ki chabi hai... Wo meri akhri dil ruba AUR Ap ki 25vi bhabi hai......

Eik larka tha aur eik larki... Dono eik dosray say bohat piyar kartay thay... Larki k baap ko pata chal gia, wo gusay pay kabu na rakh saka aur larkay ko kuch gundon ke madad say utha kar apnay ghar lay aya aur larkay say kaha "tujay ma aj wo saza dun ga k ishq karnay walon k liay nashan-e-ibbrat ho ga." Us nay larkay ko zameen par lata k bijli say chalnay wali aari uski gardan k pas kar k abi chlai he thi k... ACHANAK....!!! ... ... Light chali gai... Aur... Larkay nay naara lagaya... GEO WAPDA... GEO LOADSHEDDING......

Teacher to child: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho, btao kya saza dun tumhen? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat par bethi hai us k sath bahir nikal dain....