Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Jana qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, Apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, Jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lekin, Apno sy kabhi saya-e-diwar na...

Ruthi hui aankhon mein intezar hota hai, Na chahty huy be pyar hota hai, Kiun dekhty hain hum wo sapny, Jinky tutny par be unky sach hony ka intezar hota hai Happy Valentines...

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panny hoty hai, Kuch apny, kuch begany hoty hain. Pyar sy sawar jati hai zindgi, Bas Pyar sy rishty nibhany hoty...

Pyar ankon sy jataya to bura man gay Haly humny sunaya to bura man gay Wo to har roz rulaty the humen Hum ny ek roz rulaya to bura man...

Diye ki roshni, Rangoli ki bahar,  Pathakon ki dhoom, Apno ka pyar, Laxmi ka agman  aur  khushiyon ki bochhar, Mubarak ho Aapko Diwali ka...

Pyar ankhon sy  jataya to bura man gay... Hale dil humny sunaya to bura man gay... Wo to har roz rulatey the humny... Hum ny ek roz rulay to bura man...

Najany tumsy pyar itna kiun karty hain, Tumhari ek muskan py hum aaj bhi marty hain, Is pyar ne aysi halat kar di hamari, K ab to hum hansny se bhi drty...

Rasmon riwajon ki jo parwah karty hain, Pyar mein wo log gunah karty hain, Ishq woh janon hai jisme diwany, Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karty...

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti; Tuesday ko pyar; Wednesday ko shaadi; Thursday ko barbadi; Friday ko fighting; Saturday ko talaq; Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se...

Wife: Tum mujhy kitna pyar krty ho? Husband: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere mrny k bad Taj Mahal banaogay? usband: Mainy to plot bhi Lay liya hai, delay tum kr rahi...