sardar SMS Text Messages
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Sardar in Museum
1 Sardar museum chala gia, wahan us say 1 Statue toot gia.
Officer: you have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar: Thank God, Mai samjiya NAWAN c....
paani ka ziada say ziada istamaal karain
1 Sardar bathroom main betha tha.
Samnay likha tha paani ka ziada say ziada istamaal karain.
Wo, bethay bethay 3 lottay pee gya....
Khoiyan di race aay
Sardar 2 Sardarni: Ajj 4 wajjay khoiyan di race aay, Main othay jaana aay.
Sardarni: Bas rein diyo Turya jaanda nai, tay Race Lao gay......
Sardar was relaxing in the beach
Sardar was relaxing in the beach.
American: are you relaxing?
Sardar: no i am santa singh.
Another american: are you relaxing?
Sardar:(angrily)I am santa singh
Sardar left the place in anger.
Then sardar asked some american lying nearby,
Are you relaxing?
American: Yes.
Sardar slaps and says
all are searching for you there
and you are lying...
Chatri me hole tha
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Santa ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,
umbrella mein hole kiun hai?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi
to pata kaisy...
American to sardar
American to sardar: Hamaray yahan to shadi "E-MAIL" say b ho jati hai...
Sardar Ji: Oye kamal hai, humaray yahan to shadi sirf "FEMALE" say hoti hai......
Uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai
Sardar: Yaar uth zalzala a raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai.
Pathan: O yara so ja ghar giray ga to makaan maalik ka, Hum to kiraye dar hai......
Jesa karo gay wesa bharo gay
Teacher: Story sunao.
Sardar: Eik din hum un k ghar gaye to wo so rahy thay... Phir eik din wo hamary ghar aye to hum so rahay thay.
Moral: Jesa Karo Gay Wesa Bharo Gay....
Tum Piche Bheto Hum Le K Jaayega
Sardar: Station Jaane K Kitne Logay?
Riksha Wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 Lelo..
Riksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le K Jaayeega??
Sardar: Tum Piche Bheto Hum Le K...
Sardar and his wife
Eik sardar kafi dair say apna "Nikah Nama" dekh raha tha.
Wife nay tung aa kar pucha: kia dekh rahay ho?
Sardar bola: "Expiry Date dhoond raha hon."...