Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Sardar ka promotion howa. Cleck say manager ho gia. Ghar aa kar wife ko naye andaz say btaya. Wife behosh ho gai... He said: "Aaj say tu manager k sath soye ge"...

Sardar ke Bevi bhag gai, 3 Din baad wapis Ai.. Sardar gussy sy bola "Hoon Ke Layin Ai Wayn" Sardarni: Mobile Da Charger Bohul Gia...

Son to sardar: "Papa 1+1 kitnay hotay han?" Sardar: Ullu kay pathay... Nalaiq... Idiot... Besharm...Gadhay... Tujay kuch nahi aata. Ja andar say calculator...

Friend: Sardar g mobile nawa lita jay? Sardar: meray cousin da aye. Friend: Cousin da mobile toaday kol ki kar rea aye? Sardar: Yar ow jado v milda c kenda c "tu mera phone kio nai chukda"......

Sardar jee go to new job, 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer, Boss was happy and asked what you did? Sardar: "keyboard tay ABC agay pichay lagi hoi c, khol k sidi keti aye."...

Train chali, sardar ji aik dibbay mai char gaye... Ticket checker bola: nazar nahi ata yeh ladies ka dibba hai. Sardar ji: Sorry ji, meray ko laga aap mard ho...!!!...

Aik admi nay sardar ko jota mara... Sardar: Tum nay yeh juta ghusay say mara hai ya mazaq say? Admi: Ghusay say. Sardar: Acha hai, warna ma esa mazaq bardashat nahi karta....

News Reporter: Sardar g, yeh btain k platform par kharay saray sikh kaisay mary? Sardar: Eik elaan howa k train platform par aa rahi hai, aur sab nay patri par chalang laga di... Reporter: Phir aap kaisay buch gaiy? Sardar: Main khudkushi k liay patri par leta tha, yeh elaan sun kar platform par ja kar lait gia!!!...