Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Bivi: Shadi k shoru may jab ma khana paka k lati thi ap zyada mujay khilatay or khud kam khatay thay, ab aisa kio nahi kartay? Shohar: Is liay k ab tumay khana pakana a gia...

Awam se purzor... Apeal hy... K, 2009-2010-2011... Main... Shadi krny waly... Jory sirf bijili... Paida karen... Mulk main bijili ki... kami hay... Bachon...

Santa's girl friend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa after a deep thought: Kuch bhi ho jaye, shadi to main tujhse hi...

Train mai Ek husband apni wife say "tujh say shadi kar k puchta raha hon." "Dil karta hai tujhy kutay k agy daal don" Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao...

Punjab k aik village main, 1 punjabi apnay dost ke shadi pay giya... Magar zakhmi aur rota howa ghar aya... Abbay nay waja pochi to bola... Dulhay k walid nay awaz lgai: "Ma munday da abba, kithay kuri da abba?" Larki ka abba utha aur dono nay pagrian change kar len... Phir 1 admi utha aur bola: "Mai kuri da chacha, kithay kuri da chacha?" 1 admi khara howa aur dono nay apnay jutay change kar liye. Phir 1 larka utha or bola: "Mai munday da pra kithay kuri da pra?" 1 larka utha aur dono nay apni shirts change kar len. Phir abba mujh say raha na giya aur kharay ho kar mai nay oonchi awaz...

Dil ki baten batana acha lagta hai... Larki ko lay kar ghomna acha lagta hai... Shadi say pehlay dil may bajtay hain mp3 songs... Baad may sirf qaumi tarana acha lagta hai......

Baap: beta shadi par susral walay wrist watch dain to suit mangna, Scooter dain to car mangna, Shop dain to ghar. Beta: Abu, Larki dain to uski maa maang loon?...