Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? "Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, But I never told them anything !!...

Child donkey: Mum with whom shall I play... Every donkey is busy... Mother donkey: Do not worry son... See here, This donkey will be free after reading this...

Aik family nay "Sholay" film dekhi. Ghar aa k shohar bivi say mazak main bola! Nach Basanti!!! Un ka bacha zoor say bola... BASANTI IS KUTTAY K SAMNAY MAT NACHNA......

Son to sardar: "Papa 1+1 kitnay hotay han?" Sardar: Ullu kay pathay... Nalaiq... Idiot... Besharm...Gadhay... Tujay kuch nahi aata. Ja andar say calculator...