Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " The mother wrote back the next day : "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father !...

Teacher: Agr sche dil se... Rab se dua ki... Jae to wo zaror... pori hoti ha... Student: Rehne do Miss... Agar aesa hota to... aj aap meri Bv...

Student: Sir yeh "mardana kamzori" kia hoti hai? Teacher: Beta agar ap k khawab may koi larki aye aur wahan say b "bach" k nikal jaye, to isay "Mardana Kamzori" kehtay hain....

Teacher:every body write your lover"s name in one paper. ( after five seconds ) One boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Additional paper...

Never KISS a female police... She will say, hands up. Never KISS a female doctor... She will say, Next please. Always KISS a female teacher... She will say, repeat it 10...

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday say kesay nikalta hai? ... ... ... Pathan: Teacher yeh baat itna important nahi, Sochnay wala bat yeh hai k chooza anday may ghusa kesay....

Teacher to child: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho, btao kya saza dun tumhen? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat par bethi hai us k sath bahir nikal dain....

Teacher 2 pathan: Jis ko sunai na day usay English may kia kehtay han? Pathan: Jo marzi keh do, us ko konsa kuch sunai dena hai....

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?  Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the...

Teacher: Duniya may kitnay Barr-e-Azam han? Pathan Student: Ji 3 han. 1. Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam 3. Mera taaya Haji Azam......