Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

'Functions of Smile: S: Sets you free, M: Makes you special, I: Increases your face value, L: Lifts up your spirits, E: Erases all your tensions, So, Please Keep Smiling....

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko sanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Ary tension mat le, zeher bharwane aya...

Santa bara dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kiun ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye thy, ab usy pehchan nahi pa...

Dosto aaj hum eik ajeeb-o-gharib makhlooq k baray may parhen ge. Is jandar ka nam hai..."GIRL FRIEND" G han Girl Friend, yeh aksar boy friend k sath pai jati hai, Inki pasandida ghiza boy friend ka BALANCE hai, Inhain aksar naraz honay ka Natak kartay howay dekha jata hai, Is jandar ka sab say khatarnak hathiyar RONA aur EMOTIONALLY blackmail krna hota hai, Girl Friend rakhnay par TENSION nam ke bemari lag jati hai, Jo laa ilaaj hai, MORAL: Life is achi without a bachi...!!!...