Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks! but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your...

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant... Panic is when both are pregnant......

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife... It means… Without Information fighting every time... WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for...

True bravery is to arrive home..... Fully drunk......a late night out..... And wife waiting with a broom in hand and You ask: "hey dear, you still...

Nothing in this world could ever be as Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love You have given Me your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you are my darling Wife(Husband). Happy...

Santa sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick i kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms to boss: Me...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naokar samjhy to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene...

Jeeto: you know, husband and wife are not allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why its called...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of wife. It means...Without Information fighting everytime! WIFE satys No, it means With Idiot for...

Kissing is key of LOVE LOVE is lock of wife WIFE is box of children CHILDREN are problem for PAKISTAN So please stop KISSING And... SAVE...