Funny Text Messages – Love SMS

English man pays $2,00 for a $1,00 that he needs... A woman pays $1,00 for $2,00 item that she does not...

Ravan had twenty  eyes but he sighted only one woman... You have only two eyes... But you sight every woman... Now tellme asali Ravan...

Where should one use perfume? A young woman asked. "Wherever one wants to be...

Woman: Doctor mery lips pay infection ho gia hai. Doctor: KISS kitni baar karti ho? Woman: Saal main 1 time! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gia hai...

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, He was asked what he was doing... He answered: waiting for autumn......